September 2011
1 post
if i could write you a song to make you fall in...
i would already have you up under my arm.
<3 mike posner
February 2011
1 post
i was born this way
December 2010
2 posts
i just had sex
and it felt so good
i havent been on tumblr in 43476936598369346503...
last.fm/user/illneedasaviour
October 2010
23 posts
“got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag”
– take it off - ke$ha
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like “its better than yours”
stephen aint coming to school tomorrow...
now i dont have anybody to stare at in PE
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
“to bury the castle, bury the castle
ba da ba ba da ba ba da”
– brick by boring brick - paramore
facepalm @ tumblr
*hovers arrow over “Yes, delete my account” button*
“when you cried i’d wipe away all of your tears
when you screamed...”
– my immortal - evanescence
“winter left a cover that im gonna end up under
but i’ve got my boots”
– my boots - lights
thanksgiving dinner consists of:
- turkey
- stuffing
- boiled carrots and broccoli
- mashed potatoes
- gravy
- cheesecake
can you say, mouth orgasm?
the one with the apothecary table
rachel: it's an apothecary table. does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
chandler: a pharmacist.
rachel: (mockingly) "a pharmacist"
Reblog if
jericpoyaoan:
You hate liking someone you have no chance with.
husband: when i see your face, theres not a thing that i would change. cause you're amazing just the way you are
wife: soz hon but i really need this nose job! *walks into operating room*
“why’d you have to go and turn to ice?”
– ice - lights
if you're from africa, why are you white?
oh my god karen you cant just ask people why they’re white!
“hey soul sister, i dont wanna miss a single thing you do tonight”
– hey soul sister - train
“dutty dutty dutty love love, im feeling like you letting go”
– letting go (dutty love) - sean kingston ft nicki minaj
dedicated to stephen hawco from pe class
if you werent straight i’d totally ask you out LOOOOOOOOOOL (or maybe you arent :O)
viictoriaaaa-deactivated2011092 asked: ew , hes ugly LOOOOOOOOL , I have different taste in guys ....
viictoriaaaa-deactivated2011092 asked: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL , okay , just shut up , im not ...
viictoriaaaa-deactivated2011092 asked: LOOL , shut up , meany , LOL IM NOT LES .
viictoriaaaa-deactivated2011092 asked: I HATE YOU , IM NOT LES , LOL !
“ashley, baby, you make me feel so alive
i’ve got purpose once again, yeah...”
– ashley - escape the fate
“popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard”
– like a g6 - far east movement
September 2010
5 posts
LOL
illneedasaviour:
after 6 days, i visit tumblr for a second time, damn you jessamy!
ps hell’s kitchen’s tomorrow night LMAO
damn you too ; ) HAHAH , did I get you addicted to tumblr ? :D
i hope not cause then i’ll have to kill you!
YEAH RIGHT ! ; D I think I did get you addicted xD
if i tell you my password would you redecorate my page LOL
LOL
illneedasaviour:
after 6 days, i visit tumblr for a second time, damn you jessamy!
ps hell’s kitchen’s tomorrow night LMAO
damn you too ; ) HAHAH , did I get you addicted to tumblr ? :D
i hope not cause then i’ll have to kill you!
LOL
after 6 days, i visit tumblr for a second time, damn you jessamy!
ps hell’s kitchen’s tomorrow night LMAO
Listen
the best song ever, period.
The night is deafening When the silence is listening And I’m down on my knees And I know that something is missing Because the back of my mind is holding things I’m relying in, But I choose to ignore it because I’m always denying them. I’m a bit of a manic when it’s not as I plan it, ‘Cause I start losing my head And then I get up in a panic Remember, when we...